THE MOST HATED TEACHER

 

Her name is Anne Diman. Miss Diman is a teacher at Dreams Ville High School. She is one of those not-so-loved teachers in the school. During the rankings of the top ten most hated teachers in the school, she held the first position. Well, this has not been the first time she has held first position as the most hated teacher in the school. She has actually held that position for about four years since she joined the school. Even in her feminine nature, she is more of a monster.

She is not that ugly, but she tends to behave as if she were the most beautiful one amongst the female teachers. With exception of her big though shapeless booty which is the only attractive thing about her, she does not realize how ugly she looks in those tight, short and skimpy dresses that she likes wearing. She does not realize how weird her gait is while in high heels. She walks as if she wants to fall. And for goodness’ sake, from whom and where did she buy that perfume of hers or whatever “fragrance” as she calls it. Whenever she squirts even a little bit and she strolls around anywhere in the school compound, a death stench oozes out of her. I nearly want to vomit every time I take a whiff on it. And I’m seriously not the only one – it is a bunch of us: my friend Relson, my classmates, my dorm mates and my school mates. Oops! Oh no, I think it is all of us. We all hate her perfume.

Miss Diman is quite an irascible woman. And because of this, many students call her Miss Demon. For she has that ghostly pale and frightening face that she rottenly unveils whenever when she has gone bonkers. But she is magical enough to veneer it with an angelic smile when in public. Perhaps she lets the real her out of herself when necessary. But otherwise, she is that one lion that can smile at you yet plotting to pounce upon you. And once she is pissed off, those big round eyes of hers redden and bulge out to look like those of a mad man running after a mad woman. She bites her downer lip and one may probably think that she might break it off. And when she stands out to speak, even a radio cannot compete with her. She is definitely that one woman who no man would wish to have as a wife. No wonder she ain’t even got a boyfriend.

Since the last three years I joined Dreams Ville High School, I had never heard of any relationship in which Miss Diman involved herself in and it went successful. Her first boyfriend broke up with her after conception. The second – she ran away with all his money. The third and fourth were all brothers. The stronger one murdered the weaker one who later died in a car crush. That was the history of her past relationships. Sometimes I felt touched by what a sad story she had. But I must admit, I did felt like she deserved it more and more. For no bad woman deserves a good man, and no good woman deserves a bad man. That is more than right. Tit for tat is a fair game.